Monday 16th Jan 2012

SPHE Lesson about the senses

Me: So I taste with my….

Boy: Tongue.


Me: Very good. And I hear with my…

Girl: Ears


Me: Super. And I see with my…

Boy: Glasses.

Backdated to October 2011

In a lesson on CĂșchulainn.

Me: “So Culann had all his friends in the castle for a big feast”

Boy: “What’s a feast?”

Me: “Well, I suppose it was a kind of party the King would have. They’d have a lovely big dinner with the nicest food in the land. And then there might be a bit of entertainment afterwards; singing, dancing, and so on.”

Boy: “So…is it like Come Dine With Me?”

Back Dated to 16th November 2011.
Sorry I corrected this with black pen. Think this kid may be sharing a little too much though…

Back Dated to 16th November 2011.

Sorry I corrected this with black pen. Think this kid may be sharing a little too much though…

Back dated to 9th November 2011.
Task. Put these words in the correct order. 
Completed correctly.
However, this child clearly had her own idea as to why the rabbits were hopping….

Back dated to 9th November 2011.

Task. Put these words in the correct order. 

Completed correctly.

However, this child clearly had her own idea as to why the rabbits were hopping….

Backdated to 7th October 2011.
Apparently when Fionn Mac Cumhaill killed the dragon, there were Penis-shaped fighter planes present…

Backdated to 7th October 2011.

Apparently when Fionn Mac Cumhaill killed the dragon, there were Penis-shaped fighter planes present…

13th Jan 2012. Spelling Test

So, Spelling test.

Me: Next word is “Trust”.

Boy 1: Is that a ‘th’ word?

Me: No, not “thrust”. “Trust” as in “Trust me, I’m a Doctor.” (Smiling to myself at the Blizzards reference I just made)

Boy 2 (Half under his breath and seemingly to no-one):What about Michael Jackson’s doctor…